Wear that badge with prideĪM: First the $10 box, now the sliders? Pizza Hut, you dogs. And if you’re being honest with yourself, you will be spending A LOT more drunken nights with this wonderful, wonderful creation than you will with a female. LP: If you are in college, you should be very happy about this. RN: When this one hits your eye like a big pizza pie slider, you plead for more, eh?
Also, he was a real dick in “The Departed.”ĪM: Such a blown opportunity here: The funniest commentator in the game matched up with Sir Alec… and all you got were lame jokes about made-up schools, Barkley bathroom humor, and Baldwin being an ass? Fail.ĪM: Combines two of advertising’s most timeless tropes-animals and Michael Jordan-into a forgettable 30 seconds.
PEPPERONI COMMERCIAL ONE MAN BAND SKIN
Ever since that Hulu commercial, I’ve been somewhat convinced that there is an alien living inside Alec Baldwin, who is primed to shed his human skin at any time. LP: I don’t have much to contribute here. Some points should be awarded, however, for using a black actor and not making him dance. RN: Alec Baldwin has the audacity to ask Sir Charles for some shirt mustard and then judges him? Even in a commercial this guy is a dick. No one wants a 200-team NCAA Tournament field. No one wants the legitimacy of a football game ruined by a ref tripping the player. What we live for, folks.ĪM: Buffalo Wild Wings continues to show a completely fucked-up idea of what sports fans want.
LP: Nothing screams the American Dream like a night out at Buffalo Wild Wings with your one friend who is an accountant, another who is in chiropractic school, and another who you see like twice a year because you have no idea what he does but you do know he has a very strange-smelling car. The waitress told me the flavors were: mild, medium, hot, abusive, nuclear, and suicidal. RN: I have no actual thoughts on this commercial but on Saturday night I was at a bar that had buffalo wings. I proceeded to retreat into a prolonged period of silence and self-doubt.ĪM: At this rate, I’m surprised Blackberry’s commercials aren’t put together by a high-school yearbook class. LP: Every person I watched this with (my roommates, my brother, my dad), decided to use this commercial as an excuse to talk about how important they all were with their Blackberry work phones. It feels like aliens poking things up my anus when it airs. Don’t think that was the intention.ĪM: If you change the song from “Some Nights” to the theme from “Requiem for a Dream,” this commercial becomes evil, brilliant, and actually watchable. Fun.’s song has made it so you don’t know what the commercial is about (I had no idea until about 5 minutes ago), and the ad constantly made me think of this jarred pickle store I sometimes pass on the way to work. The song is so jarring it’s impossible to ignore. Watch as they slowly creep $6 foot-longs on us, acting like it’s a better deal. Subway has definitely gone down in quality, though. Lance Pauker: Andy’s hatred of this actually makes me like it. This commercial appeals to cultured motheruckers like myself. Reggie Noble: I spent two weeks in Italy this fall and loved every minute of it. We did not bother to Google the actual names.) (NOTE: These are not the official names of the ads. So: Which ones were the funniest? By Sunday, which ones did you absolutely fucking hate? And which ones showed a bizarre rewatchability? Ranking time! Each was seen approximately 784 times by the casual tournament watcher. You can probably name them off-the-head right now-the Baldwin/Barkley Capital One, the new All State Mayhem bit, the Bud Light blind date. A major reason, we think, why your brain has turned Marshall Henderson is the mind-numbing repetition of the commercials shown on CBS, the Turner channels, and March.
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